too many words by laura lemay

laws of mountainbiking

Murphy’s Laws of Mountain Biking, courtesy the Mountainbike Militiamen. Includes:

  • If you can’t make it up the hill, it’s not because your bike sucks it’s because you’re fat & lazy.
  • Tube Math: tubes needed for any given ride = the number of tubes you have + one.
  • The more you hear the term “freeride” the more it will cost you to ride.
  • The amount of ride left to get home is inversely proportional to how hungry you are.
  • Whenever someone says the trail has got to come out somewhere, it doesn’t.

If you don’t mountainbike, you probably won’t understand a word of this. Strange, manic, paranoid but very funny websites GOOD.