too many words by laura lemay

i think i just got hit on by a hummingbird

So I was sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch and reading a book. A hummingbird flies right up to the window and stares at me for a while, hovering right at eye level. Then it flips its tiny little tongue out at me lasciviously, licks the window a few times, and flies off.

Uh. OK.