diagnosis

Eric: I’m sick. Tell me what kind of drugs I need to take.
Laura: What kind of sick are you?
Eric: I feel blah.
Laura: Headache? stuffy?
Eric: No.
Laura: Runny nose? sore throat?
Eric: No, no.
Laura: Nausea? Aches? Fever? Rash? Buboes?
Eric: I just feel blah.
Laura: Take two aspirin and have a Red Bull.