too many words by laura lemay

absent-minded destructogirl

I put the light green 400 thread count egyptian cotton sheets into the laundry, and there was a small part of my mind that was thinking “soap, hot water,” but apparently there was a much larger part of my mind that was thinking “soap, hot water, white sheets get grungy, don’t forget the bleach.”

So now I have fabulous 400 thread count egyptian cotton drop cloths for the car. Kind of yellowish-green swirly ones. sigh.

I’ve been getting more and more absent minded lately. Most of the time I just, like, forget to close doors and put the lids on jars and stuff. Usually I don’t destroy things. This doesn’t bode well for me in my upcoming old age.