today’s pointless email

From:   active@active.com
To:   lemay@lne.com
Date: January 19, 2006 11:59:00 PM PST
Subject: Resolve to Stay Injury-Free in 2006
...
You're different. You love to work out, and you do it year round. The only time you
don't exercise regularly is when you have an injury. So why not make a New Year's
resolution to stay injury-free in 2006?

Too late.