i think i just got hit on by a hummingbird

So I was sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch and reading a book. A hummingbird flies right up to the window and stares at me for a while, hovering right at eye level. Then it flips its tiny little tongue out at me lasciviously, licks the window a few times, and flies off.

Uh. OK.

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  1. Birds can be weird. There’s one in my neighborhood, presumably a mockingbird, that imitates a car alarm. Not one of those simple “Whoop Whop Whoop” repetitive alarms, but one of those alarms that sings a little tune. Nice to know I’m not the only creature that can’t forget it.

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