Dave Barry is, of course, God. Gizmodo managed to get a bit with him asking him about his gadgets. Go read it right now.
In accordance with federal law, I also have an iPod. It has 15G of memory, which is at least 14G more than I actually need, since I realize in my old age that I really only like something like nine songs.
From this article I also find out that Dave Barry has a blog. Not only is he hugely funny, but he is funny like twenty times a day. I will be logging off to cut my wrists now. (OK, most of the postings are links that people send him, so maybe I’ll just bruise my wrists really hard).