book-a-minute
04 Jan 2005Book-A-Minute highly condensed books. A very similar concept to the Reduced Shakespeare Company, only not quite as funny and, well, online. Still worth a couple minutes of browsing. I of course went straight to the Complete works of Lovecraft:
Posted on 04 Jan 2005 • in blog-archive •Narrator
I will tell you about something horrific I witnessed.
(Narrator discusses MUNDANE experiences which supposedly lead up to something HORRIFIC.)
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We’re almost at the horrific bit.
(Narrator talks about more stuff that might be SPOOKY if he’d only GET ON WITH IT.)
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We’re very close now.
(Narrator draws it out MORE.)
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This time I swear we’re just about at the horrific thing almost.
(Narrator FINALLY gets to the HORRIFIC thing which is HUGE and POWERFUL and EVIL and LAME.)