van helsing in 15 minutes

I had sort of kind of vaguely wanted to go see Van Helsing, the movie, because although nearly everyone in the free world has said it really way sucks, well, its got Hugh Jackman in it. sigh. oh sigh.

But now I don’t have to go see Van Helsing at all because cleolinda on livejournal has conveniently summarized the entire plot. For my Hugh fix I can just put the X-men movies back on the DVD player. Good.