terribly uninformed

Why did no one tell me Hugh Jackman was hosting the Tony awards last night? And I’m told it was the all-singing all-dancing Hugh Jackman, too! I missed it! I am deeply upset! Next I will hear that it was the all-signing all-dancing shirtless Hugh Jackman and I will have to rend my clothing in despair!

And another question! Why did it not occur to me until just this very second to program Hugh Jackman into the TiVo! Duh!